Heather, thought you'd probably like that one! I have a friend from Texas and when I shared that joke with her, she had NO idea what a salt truck was. Hehe.
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Posts: 4310 Fri, Jul 4, 2008 01:46 PM Fly With Me! |
How could she NOT know what a salt truck is?? Silly woman!! LOL
 
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There was once an island kingdom whose people were all fabulously wealthy. Even though they could have afforded to live anywhere they wanted, tradition
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Eventually, their king became frustrated and called a meeting of the tribe's elders. He said he wanted them to figure out a way he could enjoy his wealth, and stay within traditional guidelines. After much consideration, the elders suggested he build a magnificent throne. When he objected there was not enough room in his hut for a throne, the elders suggested he call in an engineer to solve the problem. Soon, the king's tiny hut was rigged with an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys. He could lower the huge throne for use during the day, and at night, he could haul the throne up, and lower his bed. This was truly the best of both worlds for the king. Unfortunately, after a few months of constant use the roopes frayed, and one night, the throne slipped and came crashing down on the king, killing him. The wise men of the island recognized a lesson in this experience and added to the lore of their people this statement: "People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones." Does This Signature Make My Butt Look Big?
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Posts: 4310 Fri, Jul 4, 2008 04:47 PM Fly With Me! |
OMG, that is too funny!!
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Posts: 726 Sat, Jul 5, 2008 08:36 AM |
Here's one to start your day with:
I haven't checked " snopes.com" to see if this actually works or not ;
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Posts: 621 Sat, Jul 5, 2008 09:14 AM |
ROFL!!!! OMG........ (Thanks Michele...I totally needed that!)
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Posts: 4310 Sat, Jul 5, 2008 10:33 AM Fly With Me! |
OMG, that is too funny!! ROFL
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Posts: 2439 Tue, Jul 8, 2008 07:36 AM We'Re AlL mAd HeRe!! |
That's just too funny!! And the reference to snopes - what a nice touch - without fingerprints, of course!!
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Posts: 726 Tue, Jul 8, 2008 08:53 AM |
Hey everyone, I just received the first picture of water on Mars. It is pretty amasing! LOL!
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Posts: 4310 Tue, Jul 8, 2008 10:33 AM Fly With Me! |
ROFL, that is a great pic!! Wherever did you get it?? LOL
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Posts: 726 Tue, Jul 8, 2008 10:40 AM |
Someone sent it to me in an email
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What a riot!!!! LOL
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OK - this one isn't a joke, it's just kind of cool --
Dating Yourself Get out your calculator and try this: * Write down the number of the month in which you were born (Jan = 1, Feb = 2, etc.) * Multiply that number by 4 * Add 13 * Multiply the total by 100 * Divide the resulting number by 4 * Subtract 200 * Add the day of the month you were born (obviously a number from 1 to 31) * Multiply by 2 * Subtract 40 * Mulytiply by 50 * Write down the last two digits of the year you were born, and add that number to the last answer (ie, if your birth year was 1958, add 58) * Subtract 10,500 The result is the month, day of the month and year you were born! I'm sure some math geek could tell me exactly why it works, but it's more fun not knowing!! |
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Posts: 435 Wed, Jul 9, 2008 06:14 AM |
Cool! Gotta love the math tricks with a calculator!
One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb a car came speeding around the corner and ran one of them over. The unhurt carrot called an ambulance and helped his friend as best he could. He was taken to emergecy at the hospital, and rushed away. After many hours of agonized waiting, the doctor came out. He walked over to the distraught carrot and said "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life". Does This Signature Make My Butt Look Big?
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Posts: 2439 Wed, Jul 9, 2008 08:19 AM We'Re AlL mAd HeRe!! |
Neat math trick!
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Posts: 4310 Wed, Jul 9, 2008 08:53 AM Fly With Me! |
Apparently I was having a blonde moment yesterday because I wasn't getting the correct answer on the math but it worked this morning when I had to reread
it!! LOL
Scmitty, all I have to say is UGH, total GROANER!!! LOL
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